Really, it's because of your CONSERVATIVE VALUES.

If I have no friends,
If I have no boyfriends,
If I have no husband,
If I have no social skills,
If I have no life,
If I have no other perspective of the world,
If I have no experience that I can learn from,
If I have a childlike point of view of the world,
If I have no relationship with anyone,
If I have a low sense of humour,
If I have no happiness,
If I have no feelings,
If I have no colourful personality,
If I have no attractive personality,
If I have no self esteem,
If I have no self confidence,
If I have no lessons learnt,
If I have no communication skills.